Family Guy

I love this TV show. Watch this and you'll understand why.


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Mr Bean Christmas dinner

Here you have a good video.

Please don't do this at home unless you have permission from an adult.


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The Joke's Corner!

Have you ever thought about English jokes? I suppose so. Therefore, I'd like to share in this blog some jokes in English. And, as every post in this blog, we are open for suggestions or funny jokes, ha ha!

-- An Engineer in Hell --

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place." So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

Telemarketer

That's what I'll do next time some of the Timofonica, Timo2, etc. telemarketer will phone me.

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It's funny.

Take a look in our short story

The night that changed my life.

I woke at dawn and immediately saw the gun in her hand. She was sweating so much that even her hair was wet.

I saw her when I was going to close the window. It was three o’clock at night of a cold, windy winter night when it happened ten years ago.

Of course, I still remember that night and everything that happened after that. She began to tell me not to do anything, not to say anything, just listen to what she had to tell me.

After a long silence, she started to speak; her voice trembled but was still understandable. She said she needed me to get out of “this”, I didn’t understand what she meant with “this”, she was in trouble, that was certain, but why me?

She told me we had to move from there and look for a safer place. She also told me to hide her gun and then I took it and kept it in my suitcase. Later, she started to tell me her problem. ‘It’s not my fault’ she repeated all the time. ‘They wanted me in their filthy business’ she said crying.

Then I realized we should move on. Somebody was knocking on the door. ‘They have found me’. She shouted. ‘They have found me and they are going to kill us’. I caught the gun out of my suitcase and we went to the window where the emergency exit was.

The knocks on the door were increasingly stronger and we jumped out to the ladder outside the window. We ran down to the rear street and then a car turned the corner. They started shooting us and they hurt me on my leg. I didn’t know why, but I continued running along the street.

Suddenly, both of us took a taxi and we got to escape from that place. Later, she told me she was an infiltrated agent from the FBI and she had been discovered. She was infiltrated in the Chicago “mafia” as the girlfriend of one of the main “capos” of that nark-traffic network but another infiltrated guy, this time from the Chicago Police, had discovered her. He had been corrupted by all the money the organization was moving and he told the truth about the FBI agent. So she was in real danger.

Our situation was terrible, we couldn’t go to the police, not even to hospital as mafia was everywhere and I didn’t know what to do. Suddenly she shouted to the driver ‘Stop here!’ it was the outskirts of the city very near the forest; I thought we were in the middle of nowhere, but a bit far from there, there were some lights. She asked me ‘Can you walk?’ ‘Yes, I think so’. I told her although the wound was aching terribly and I was still bleeding. ‘Perhaps there’s someone who can help us there. I have to call my boss at the FBI; he will take us out of this. The city is no longer a safe place for us.’ And we started to walk through the snow; it was a very hard work as our feet sank in it. After what I thought a very long walk we reached to where the lights came from, it was a farm. We knocked on the door desperately as we were freezing and we didn’t know if those killers had seen us. A few seconds after the first knocking, a shout came out. ‘Who’s there?’ She answered immediately ‘Can you open? We need help, please’. Then a man opened the door, he was big and strong, I felt that when he picked me up from the floor.

When I woke up again I was in a big warm bed and I felt a tight bandage on my leg. She was in the room and smiled ‘You almost died’. She told me. ‘We’d better move’, I told her. ‘We’ve endangered this man’.

‘You’d better stay here. I have to get a telephone, the farmer will take me to the nearest gas station and I can ring from there, as there is no phone here’. ‘But they can find you and …’ I cried. ‘Don’t worry; we’ll have to go some kilometers from here. I really need to call. We’ll go through the forest; it is only a half-day’s walk. I’ll be back at night and luckily this will be over’.

Then she left with the farmer, the time was slow and I fell asleep. When I woke up, there was a lot of noise from police cars and an ambulance. ‘She succeeded’ I thought. And she did indeed; she had dismantled the whole mafia network.

At hospital, she told me I would go into a protected witnesses program and I would get a new identity.

She was the last person I saw before I moved to my new life.

Hi every body again.

I've add you to the list of people who can create new posts. Take advantage of this and introduce new topics to discuss.

Come'on you're not so lazy, isn't it?

G4 is here!!!

Hi guys,

The group G4 of the EOI 5th course in castellon is here.

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